Thursday, February 4, 2010

Six Whatevers

Tete-a-tete
“Nice wig.”
“Takes one to know one.”
“Mine is special. All hair in it belongs to my clients.”
“Same here”
“I know all the barbers here. Where’s your shop?”
“The post-mortem office.”

Playing God
Climb atop the tallest structure around.
Look down at the world.
Let a minute go by. Keep staring.
Spit.

The lonely drive and the billboards
Four women in a saree ad
3,2,4,1. No wait. 3,4,2,1.

Sleep
The tortoise had the win. But the hare got to dream.

Work
Come undone.
Enjoy your stay.

The Under-performer
Before marriage, potentially half the world is your wife.

5 comments:

Shruthi said...

brilliant!! loved 'em all.
specially the bit about hare getting to dream :D
please to be writing more such 'whatevers'

Shanu said...

Nice :)

Preeti Shenoy said...

Loved Sleep, work and tete a tete :)
Smiled at underperformer :)
Liking these alluring shorts :)

sm said...

brillent
lol

BrownPhantom said...

Shruthi, Shanu, Preeti and SM
Thank you all :)